Dinner at 30,000 feet

 Dinner at 30,000 feet

“...and chips with it too, please.” The food took half an hour. “Would you like ketchup with your chips?”, the server asked the American passenger. “Yes, please.” he replied.

Then he asked the Australian if he would like ketchup, “Can I have vegemite instead?” he asked politely, “Yes, of course!” the server replied.

And finally, he asked the British tourist if he’d like ketchup but he declined. Then he offered him brown sauce but the passenger declined that, too. “Would you like vegemite then?” he asked, irritated. The British man turned down the offer, losing his patience. “No”, he said, “I like Marmite”.

🅱️rian