Code number 125663456

“Code number 125663456” I said,

“Roger that” said Lucia………..

“PAUSE”    Isabella shouted. 

“Shouldn’t we explain to it” (Isabella did disgusted hand gestures towards it) 

“What we’re doing?” 

“Nah I think I’m fine like this” said Emily (by the way we’re all sisters) 

“Emily”.

“Ok fine”. 

“So, basically we’re practising being spies so that The Head of the organisation picks us to be against the other side”. Said Emily very quickly. 

“You know you’re going to have to repeat that” said Isabella. So she repeated it. 

“WHAT” it said .” Which way to the shops?” it panted. 

“Left” I shouted 

When it was gone it was glad he had earned Emily’s trust now he can go and report it to…… the head of the other side 

 

 

 Orla Ní C

 

 

 

MOUNTAIN TERROR

 MOUNTAIN  TERROR 

It was  a  dark  cold  winter’s night.  Myself and my Dad were camping  in the  mountains. The only  light we could see was  the  orange light from the  fire  we had  lit to  keep us warm. Suddenly, we heard  a  loud scream from behind a gigantic rock, it was foxes  fighting with a  dog! We watched in terror as  they  fought. Who would win ? Then the  dog got injured, we knew as  it let  out a  pitiful  howl. We ran back  to our tent scared in case the foxes would come after us... 

My first camping  trip  was  terrifying - I don’t think I’ll go again for  a  while. 

Donnacha Mac  an tSaoir

GODZILLA - King of the Monsters

GODZILLA

King of the Monsters

 

 

 

It’s an ordinary day in New York, the city was buzzing with traffic and people. Little did they know something really bad was on the horizon. The water in the bay was eerily still, nothing swam in the bubbling water. Godzilla lurked still hidden beneath the glassy surface. Suddenly he burst out of the water and rampaged through the city until he reached Madison Square Garden. As it let out a pitiful howl it used its atomic breath to sdestroy the building.  Like with any good story this didn’t end well for Godzilla.  Explosions echoed throughout the city and Godzilla collapsed with a thundering smack taking out the bridge beneath him.

Oisín

THE MOST EVIL PERSON IN THE WORLD!

THE MOST EVIL PERSON IN THE WORLD!

Ah ha! Dr. Evil thought to himself. There was something evil that he didn’t have! An evil pet!

So off he set, looking for an evil pet. At last he came to his destination: the woods. He was bound to find something evil out there! He was walking into the woods when he saw a wolf beside the stream. Perfect! Dr. Evil ran over as it let out a pitiful howl. As soon as it saw Dr. Evil, it began to charge towards him at top speed. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh screamed Dr. Evil as he ran away.

Well, I guess we won’t be seeing him in the woods anymore!

Cillian Ó hEachthairn

JUNGLE MAYHEM

 JUNGLE MAYHEM

 

 

 

 

“OMG” I  said “Was that a Siberian Tiger?” I asked as it let out a pitiful howl.

“Yes that was a Siberian tiger but someone in its streak must be hurt” said my sister(Cara) “There are only 500 Siberian Tigers left in the world.” 

“Is that a white rhino?” I asked “No silly there nearly extinct” said my brother ( Conor) “Ok”I said.  “So anyway are we going to call the experts or not-?”Mum said. “What is this I asked?” “Nothing” said Conor  

“Can I see it ?” said Liana Tsobe (the expert).

“Sure” I said  “This is a RHINO HORN!!!!”

 

To be continued 

 

 

 

Orla Ní Cheallaigh

 

 

 

 

 

Dinner at 30,000 feet

 Dinner at 30,000 feet

“...and chips with it too, please.” The food took half an hour. “Would you like ketchup with your chips?”, the server asked the American passenger. “Yes, please.” he replied.

Then he asked the Australian if he would like ketchup, “Can I have vegemite instead?” he asked politely, “Yes, of course!” the server replied.

And finally, he asked the British tourist if he’d like ketchup but he declined. Then he offered him brown sauce but the passenger declined that, too. “Would you like vegemite then?” he asked, irritated. The British man turned down the offer, losing his patience. “No”, he said, “I like Marmite”.

🅱️rian

The Marmite Revolution

 

The Marmite Revolution

“Breaking news, a huge vote is going on in Ireland right now, it’s a vote between Marmite and Nutella. The atmosphere is electric and police have had to intervene.  We’re going live to Dublin,  Ireland to speak to our correspondent, Josh’. “Hi Josh!” ‘We’re here with Oisín, a 10 year old boy”.  “Tell us Oisín, which one do you like?  I’m guessing Nutella”. “’No” he said ‘I like Marmite’. “Well there you have it folks, that’s all for today, until next time stay safe from all of us in RTE’.

 Oisín

Marmite Fright

 

Marmite Fright

Today we tried marmite! It was the most horrendous thing EVER. It was so disgusting that I decided to research it at home. It turns out marmite is made of HUMANS! I was so shocked that I went to tell my family and they were so surprised that they dropped their phones and let them shatter. I went to tell my best friend about it I was running to his house shaking with fear and when I arrived I said “stop eating that, you know what you’re eating right?” “No” he said, “I like Marmite”…

-Aisling Ní Mhaoláin

Food Contest

 

Food Contest

By Senan Ó Dorchaí

It was just a normal day at school, I was walking down the hall when I saw a poster for a food contest. So, I decided to enter it.  The contest was at 2:00 on Saturday.  That morning I had no breakfast so I would be able to eat a lot which I thought was very smart – “if I don’t say so myself”. First, we had to eat marmite but I didn’t like the smell and couldn’t eat it.  But, the boy next to me started saying “I like marmite“ and he ate a lot of it and won the competition.  But, his joy was short lived – the last I saw of him was running to the toilet with his hand over his mouth.

THE END

The Marmite Haters’

 

‘The Marmite Haters’

 

Kevin and Conor were two ordinary boys with two ordinary lives except for one thing.

Their parents HATED marmite .Yes, I know they hated the thick brown gooey fudgey stuff.

So as they already knew they were forbidden  to try it. Kevin and Conor so wanted to try it, so one morning before their parents woke up they snuck out of the house and on their bikes to the shops and searched for the biggest tub of marmite they could find.

And there it was, the biggest tub of marmite ever seen. It was 1,0000g . Conor quickly grabbed it and put it in a bag. Let's go Kevin, he said. They quickly cycled back home just in time to get back in bed before their parents woke up. Just when they heard their dad go downstairs, “Conor, have you still got it” said Kevin. “Yeah” said Conor. Then let's go. Kevin and Conor ran downstairs.

Conor took out the big tub of marmite and showed it to his parents. His mam screamed “how dare you bring that into our house you spoiled brat” she screamed. 

Just then Conor opened the lid and stuck his finger in the tub and into his mouth. “So do you hate it?”asked Kevin. No, he said “I like marmite”.

 

By Róisín Ní Dhúda

Marmite

 Marmite

By Grace Ní Súilleabháin

John went downstairs for breakfast on Monday morning and saw marmite on his toast. He hated marmite. He thought it was so disgusting, he couldn’t bear the sight of it. He had the first bite of it, “yuck” he said “I hate marmite” and spat it out. He asked his Dad for a nicer breakfast instead of what he had. His Dad said he had to eat it because if he didn’t he would have no energy for school. They had a big debate about marmite. “I hate marmite”, said John. Then his Dad exclaimed “No”, he said “ I like marmite”. “You either hate Marmite or love it I guess”.

The End

INSIDE VS OUTSIDE

INSIDE VS OUTSIDE

My name is Minnie and I am one of Sarah's many taste buds. A few minutes ago Sarah put something brown,sticky and unusual in her mouth me and all of the other panicked so we called Simon and his friend Norman they help Sarah hear, they said it wasn't poison and that it was something called marmite but none of us Knew what marmite was so we called Missy and her friend James they help Sarah see. they said it wasn't poison so we all had a big reception.

The End

Acept not because I will always get surpried when someone else get's surprised and says:"No"he said he like's marmite.

SHOPPING

 

Shopping

 Today is Saturday, the day that my Mum and I do shopping for my Grandpa. My Mum and I got in the car and we drove to Tesco. When we got there we got everything on the list except for marmite. “What’s marmite?” I asked my Mum. “It’s like honey mixed with soy sauce.” Mum said.

 We looked everywhere for it but it was not there. “Let’s just get honey.” I said taking honey from the shelf. “Okay.” Mum said. After we bought the shopping for my Grandpa, we put the bags in the boot of our car.

When we arrived at my Grandpa’s house we brought in the bags. My Grandpa shoved me out of the way and rooted through the shopping until he grabbed the honey. He opened the honey and spred it on toast and took a big bite. My Grandpa spat out the honey toast. “No” he said “I like marmite not honey”.  My mum and I backed away and we never forgot the marmite ever again.

Nathan

Marmite

 Marmite

One day, a man went to work. The man worked at a place where they made peanut butter, Marmite and lots of other sauces. He had to wear a brown top that looked like it was dipped in chocolate and he also wore black trousers. In work he started to make some Marmite and peanut butter. He used spicy seeds and some leaves that smelt like mint. Next, he added some sugar in it. Walla….. ‘It is ready to go!’ He said with joy.

Then he made the peanut butter, he used some nuts and a tiny bit of sugar. Then he mixed it all up. After this, he got some bread and he put some butter on it. Next, he put some peanut butter on it and done the same with the Marmite. When this was finished he went out to the park and made a little stand. A boy came to his stall and the man asked if he wanted some peanut butter….. No the boy said, I like Marmite! So the man gave him some Marmite and he went home happier than ever.

The end.

By Elizabeth

 

 

Holidays

 Holidays

Great! it’s Monday We are going to Portugal on holidays. My Mammy said every year they have a festival, Wonder what it will be this year. We arrive at our hotel and see lots of people on the streets, some have cloths, some have helmets to cover their heads. Suddenly as we walked down the road I realized it’s a marmite festival, they are throwing it at each other and laughing. We spot a boy hiding and crying and we ask him why he’s so upset and not joining in, “do you not want to play?” “no” he said “I like marmite” and he ran off.

Donnacha

Breads Secret

 Breads Secret

“No” he said I like Marmite…. “Really!!” “Yeah I do.” “That's great bro but what what's cheese going to think about this.” “I don't know how I'm going to tell Her.” “Well you're gonna have to figure that one out on your own cause i’m not helping with this one.” “Come on man you're my friend you should help me out.” “Nope you gotta go figure this one out by yourself.” “Ok then.” “Hey Marmite.” “Yeah” “I like you:).” ‘Oh my God me too:).” “Really:0” ‘Yeah I was always just too scared to tell you cause I thought you liked cheese.” “Nah” “Does cheese know?” “Nope I'm gonna go tell her now see you soon Marmite or should I say girlfriend.” “Cheese” “Yeah what do you want?” “I like Marmite” “I thought you liked me;(.“ “I do but I like Marmite better.” “That's ok we can still be friends though right?” “Of course bye cheese.”

The End

Lilly

MARMITE WARS

 MARMITE WARS

“Ding”! Yes! Finally they were ready! Dr McMarmite had cloned a jar of marmite in his lab, and now he had 1000 marmite jars that could: a)talk b)jump c)shoot marmite! His plan was ready for action! His assistant came into the lab with a confused look. “I thought you hated marmite?” “no” he said “I like marmite”. Suddenly, the doorbell rang. “I wonder who that is?” he muttered. He had, after all, a doormat saying “GO AWAY”. He opened the door. A policeman came in. “Got ya!” he shouted. His assistant had betrayed him! He had phoned the police! It was a marmite disaster.

Cillian Ó hEachthairn

The Marmite "Joke"

 The Marmite "Joke"

My friend, Tony, and I were gone to the shops to buy supplies for our other friends surprise party. We were putting sweets and party banners in our basket. We passed by some disgusting foods like spam, vegemite and stuff like that. Then we passed a jar of marmite. I made a gag gesture. "No" he said "I like marmite". "You're kidding right?" I replied. "I like marmite" he repeated. I thought I was going to puke. I didnt know what to say. "I was just joking!" I lied. "My sister and I sometimes eat it on toast" I lied again. "Oh! okay I thought you genuinely didnt like it!" Tony said. I made an awkward laugh. Then we continued to shop...

Pearl

Marmite or marfright!

 

Marmite or marfright!

By Caoilinn

 

“Sam what do you want for lunch?!!”

Sam came runing down the stairs.

“Sam do you want a peanut butter sandwich or a jam sandwich?”said mom.

“No” he said, “I like marmite!!!!!!!!”

“Sam do not shout at me.”

“Why?” said Sam.

“Do not be smart with me...you are grounded...go to bed.”

“Fine!!!!!”.

Tossing and turning in his sleep, Sam was having a dream or maybe a nightmare.

In the nightmare he was devouring a crunchy craker smothered in marmite but it felt like something was crawling in his mouth. He looked down and realsied that it was not marmite at all...it was millions of mites milling around his mouth.

Sam quickly woke up and realised a peanut butter sandwich seemed like a great idea after all!

MARMITE This is an exaggerated story.

 MARMITE 

This is an exaggerated story

It was a Monday. I thought it was Friday but it wasn't, ugh mondays. We were in school getting ready for maths but then múintoir Shane came in with tucs and what looked like chocolate sauce but sadly it wasn't it was MARMITE don don donn. If you don't know what marmite is I’ll tell you it's a sauce that smells like soy sauce but tasted like(I can’t explain) hehehe back to the story. Half of the class dropped dead(just remember this is an exaggeration ok ok),then a voice called out. We gasped. 

We said "are you ok", 

"yes" he replied 

"isn't marmite disgusting, am I right or am I right". 

“NO” he said "I love it, nothing can change that". 

And he walked into the darkness

THE END

Ciana 

Magical marmite

Magical marmite

“No”. He. Said.”I like marmite it may disgust you but nothing will surprise you as much as I know”. 

“What”? Exclaimed sour creme and onion.

”Did you know”. Began BBQ sauce. “marmite gives you shiny skin”. 

“What”! Squealed ready salted. 

“Dad loves us tucs with marmite and it makes us shiny”. Said BBQ sauce.

”Oh no”! Said ready salted

“Goodbye sour creme and onion, goodbye BBQ sauce”.

And ready salted was gone in (fat) dads mouth.

Ella-Rose

The man that cried marmite

 

Seán

I like marmite!!

 I like marmite!!

One morning the sun was rising and Charlie stuck his uniform on and went down stairs for breakfast. He pulls the cornflakes out and pours them into a bowl and then gets the milk out and puts that in the bowl with it and starts to eat. After breakfast he goes up and wakes his mom and dad and then brushes his teeth. while he is doing that his mom goes down stairs and starts making Charlies lunch. Charlie comes down ”whats for lunch” he said “ jam sandwitches and apple slices “ she replies “no” he said “ I like marmite not jam “

                               The end

Aoibhín

Dear Diary

 

Dear Diary,

Today is the 1^st April 2021 

 

I am already thinking on how to trick Andy!!! I went over to Georgia and asked her to help me. She came up with the most genius idea EVER. She is my twin, so Andy, Georgia and I went to my house and the plan begun. We were going to him the “Surprise” when Amanda (our baby sister) said Marmite He was expecting this “no he said I like marmite” so we chucked them in the bin “Do you actually like Marmite?” I asked “Nope”

 “Well did I mention that that was the last pot of marmite?”

Orla

Biggest Mistake Ever !!!

 

Biggest Mistake Ever !!!

“Lets get Mc Donalds.” Suggests Lisa. Everybody said yes agreeing. Exept Tom (He has never fitted in) “So what we want is 6 big Macks and 7 chips, and NO Marmite.” “No”, he said, I like marmite.”

“Tom” Lisa said “This club is NO marmite remember?”

“We all hate marmite” She said

“You’re out of the club” 

(Do you see what I mean he has never fitted in?)

The next week we were going to Mc Donalds. We were about to pay when we realised we had no money.

Tom used to  pay for us

BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER KICKING HIM OUT

By Aisling Ní Cheallaigh

 

The Park

 

                                                           The Park

My name is Nina today is a special day I’m  going to the park with my friends Becca and Miles were going to have a picnic in St. Annes park .(later, in the park) “Hey Becca hey Miles!” I said “Did you bring the Nutella?” said Becca “ I thought it was the marmite?” said Miles “no one likes marmite” said Becca…’no’ he said , I like marmite” said Miles “ew” I said, I brought the marmite and Nutella so don’t be worried I ordered Dominos too” “YAY!” said Miles “YES!” said Becca.

I had a great day.

Sorcha

Mr. Scarecrow

 

Mr. Scarecrow

by

Caoilinn

Lucy couldn't believe her eyes. Normally sacrecrows don't move but this one did just that. Her pounding heart nearly burst out of her chest. She ran like a cheetah all the way home. Her mother heard the panting and turned around.

“Mum...I just saw...a scarecrow...moving.”

“Lucy, what are you talking about?”

“It's true Mum. You can come see it yourself.”

Lucy brought her mum to where the scarecrow had been. But, he had vanished and all that was there was a note.

Dear Lucy,

I hope I didn't frighten you. I just wanted to see if you were different to the others. It makes me sad that everyone runs away because they're scared of me. I hope I will see you again and we can talk. Then you will see that I am friendly.

From

Mr. Scarecrow

Mr Scarecrow

 

Pearl

Mr. Scarecrow

 

                Mr.Scarecrow

One sunny afternoon Beth and her family were getting ready to bord a plane to Ireland. when they arrive at there hotel Beth and her brother Charlie started to wander around, they split up.

Beth went out to the hotel garden and found nice flowers that her parents might like, she goes over and picks them and when she gets up she finds a hidden door.

She opens the door and see’s a beautiful garden with a statue. she walks in and the statue starts to talk “hello young girl my name is Mr.Scarecrow, Whats yours?” “ m-my names Beth “ she answers “ were am I?”.

      The end

Aoibhín

                                       

Bird Haven

 BIRD HAVEN

“Did you hear of the scarecrow that doesn’t do his job?” said my friend Ben. 

“What scarecrow?” I replied. 

“I’ll show you.” Ben said. “Follow me.”

 Ben led me to a garden with lots of flowers, bushes, trees and in the middle of the garden stood a scarecrow covered in all types of birds. There were robins, crows, seagulls EVEN PARROTS AND TOUCANS!!! It was a bird haven.

“And look at this.” Ben said as he waved his hands to scare the birds away. “It’s made of STONE!!!

“What!?” I said confused. 

“The worst Scarecrow EVER.” Said Ben. 

“It’s anything but a scarecrow.” I said laughing. 

Suddenly a giant eagle swooped down and scared the life out of us. The two boys ran out of the garden screaming their heads off. Mr. Scarecrow is not a scarecrow he’s a scare-kid!

Nathan Ó Riagáin                                    

The Scarecrow.

 

THE SCARECROW

 I live on the southside of Nortons-ville with my mum, my dad and my 56 siblings. Our favourite spot in the whole world is the rose garden, which has an amazing statue of what looks like a scarecrow.

That “scarecrow” was a very nice but peculiar man. He’s peculiar because he did many things strangely like: put milk before cereal, walked his fish, and most importantly acted like a scarecrow! Sadly he died at 73 in a farm field because crows pecked at him so much he passed away, just like a scarecrow! And that man was my great-great-grandpa!

 Aisling Ní Mh 

Strange Man

 Strange Man

I was in New Zealand on holiday with my friend Pearl.So we went out to see the famous statue. There Was gorgeous garden behind him  we wanted make our own. Let me think oh yeah so it's two years later  I forgot to finish this journal. So we made the garden. But strange things have been happening lately. This happened the other day we were just hanging out in our New house in News Zealand and this strange man showed up outside our door he was the statue that we saw in the garden that time we were so we were so confused. Anyways Fast forward a few days. We both woke up Pearl Was First. THE MAN WAS IN OUR ROOM…!!!

Lilly

Time to Escape

Time to Escape

“Yo, ya! Freeze!” 

Why did I have to steal lettuces from a wizard? What was I thinking? Now I was frozen in marble. The only way I can be freed is if bird poo from the Orange – Bellied Cuckoo lands on my nose. “Oh, great.”

Meanwhile, across town, a rare bird collector, Sir Falcon Nest, was examining his treasured birds. “It’s now or never” thought the only Orange – Bellied Cuckoo in the country. “Time to escape”. He flies out the open window over the wizard’s garden. Looking for a good place to rest, he sees the statue and perches on its nose. “Ahh”…

“Freedom” I shout as I run out of the garden. “Eugh” I wondered, “what’s that on my nose?”

Cillian

The Broken Statue

The Broken Statue

“I was driving in my street cleaner. I got out to empty a bin and forgot to turn off the handbrake and it rolled down the hill and knocked the Scarecrow statue over and broke it.” I said between tears. "Please forgive me! Please pardon me! Please!”. “Fine, I won’t fire you but you have to be punished.” he explained with calm words, “So what I’m going to do is this. You have to substitute the statue and you will also be demoted”. I was enraptured to grasp the information that I would not be fired! I thanked him and left his office.

🅱️rian 😝

Medusa’s Escape

 

Medusa’s Escape

By Senan Ó Dorchaí

 

Ring ring ring went the bell in Medusa’s prison.  Another guard turned to stone.  “Come on stop her!” said the guard in charge.  “If Medusa escapes Zeus will batter you all, so stop her”.  But Medusa would not be stopped, she had been locked up in prison for 30,000 years and she would not stay in here for another 100,000.  Medusa jumped out of window and landed in a boat.  After a while she reached the mainland where a farmer who was setting up a scarecrow.  When he looked at Medusa he smiled and turned to stone.  Medusa laughed, she had got her second victim.

 

THE END

The Apocalypse

  The Apocalypse

It all started on Friday. It was scary. I was going home and then a portal

opened with monsters and zombies and vines that wanted to kill us. I

needed to find my friends and my family. I was sure that my parents (Damo

and Aoife) were at home but I needed to find my sister Emilie and my

friends Caoillinn, Hugh, Aoibhín.

“CAOILLINN” I shouted, “where are the others”.

“I don’t know” Caoillinn said. 

“I’m going to find them” I said.

(Saturday) I finally get home after getting stuck in a trap that my parents

had set up. They came to see what they caught in the trap and realised it

was me!

(Sunday)I woke up thinking it was all a bad dream or good if you think

about it, but it wasn’t. We found out it was Mr Scarecrow who unlocked the

portal.

To be continued…..

Ciana

The Farmland

  The Farmland

Once upon a time there was a farm where people knew that a very mean farmer lived on. This farmer was extremely mean to all the animals but he didn’t know secretly a witch was watching him all the time. Then one evening he was dancing on the farmland and he kicked a cow. The witch had had enough of seeing this, and flew down and told him she was going to turn him into stone unless he learned to be nice to the animals. He laughed so she did her magic and he became a stone man and has always been till this day.

Donnacha

 

The haunting of Mr. Snoopy

  The haunting of Mr. Snoopy

Once there was a man called mr.snoopy.One day he was hanging with his friends in a lane.They were all making fun of his name.Mr.snoopy was starting to get really annoyed.So he looked them in the eye and they all froze.Mr.snoopy thought he was going insane.Next moment a witch came and said I am the magician “slugedy gugedy stone you stay”.Mr.snoopy was turned to stone.Next day three boys came and saw the stone statues.They took out there spray cans and graffitied them.They kept coming back everyday until one day the statues awoke and the boys where never seen again.

Le Ellarose ní Dhúill!

Please help me!

                               Please help me!

 

“Please help me” Mia cried. Her mother had just VANISHED into a scarecrow!!

It looked like the police would not help. So she went to her granny and asked for help, she said “have you heard of Evil Evelyn and her gang?” “No” I said “Here is her address 53 Haunted Mansion”.  “I’ll go bye. I walked into a creepy house. Evelyn was there. She warned me to stay away ………. “Give mother back!” I said “what?” she asked “Give mother back!” I wailed “What are you talking about I --?” she questioned “You have got mother and I want her back”  I said with fury “ No  I don’t”…………..

 

Orla Ní Cheallaigh

The Scarecrow

  

The Scarecrow

 

Oisín strolled through the garden. The sun pierced his eyes. He saw the scarecrow ahead.  Imposing, like it was holding court over the garden.  Weeds grew around its feet; its arms were outstretched and its head bowed.  The light changed as he got closer, clouds covered the once clear sky.  A small robin which was sitting on the scarecrows shoulder flew away suddenly.  Oisín walked on, a little more quickly now.  The sky rumbled and Oisín focused on getting to the gate ahead.  He heard an unsettling grinding sound.  Was someone following him?  He turned nervously; the scarecrow was gone....

 

By Oisin O’Gruagáin