Magical marmite
“No”. He. Said.”I like marmite it may disgust you but nothing will surprise you as much as I know”.
“What”? Exclaimed sour creme and onion.
”Did you know”. Began BBQ sauce. “marmite gives you shiny skin”.
“What”! Squealed ready salted.
“Dad loves us tucs with marmite and it makes us shiny”. Said BBQ sauce.
”Oh no”! Said ready salted
“Goodbye sour creme and onion, goodbye BBQ sauce”.
And ready salted was gone in (fat) dads mouth.
Ella-Rose
I like marmite!!
One morning
the sun was rising and Charlie stuck his uniform on and went down stairs for
breakfast. He pulls the cornflakes out and pours them into a bowl and then gets
the milk out and puts that in the bowl with it and starts to eat. After
breakfast he goes up and wakes his mom and dad and then brushes his teeth. while
he is doing that his mom goes down stairs and starts making Charlies lunch.
Charlie comes down ”whats for lunch” he said “ jam sandwitches and apple slices
“ she replies “no” he said “ I like marmite not jam “
The end
Aoibhín
Dear Diary,
Today is the 1st April 2021
I am already thinking on how to trick Andy!!! I
went over to Georgia and asked her to help me. She came up with the most genius
idea EVER.
She is my twin, so Andy, Georgia and I went to my house and the plan begun. We
were going to him the
“Surprise” when Amanda (our baby sister) said Marmite He was expecting this “no
he said I like marmite” so we chucked them in the bin “Do you actually like
Marmite?” I asked “Nope”
“Well did I
mention that that was the last pot of marmite?”
Orla
Biggest Mistake Ever !!!
“Lets get Mc Donalds.” Suggests Lisa. Everybody said yes
agreeing. Exept Tom (He has never fitted in) “So what we want is 6 big Macks
and 7 chips, and NO Marmite.” “No”, he said, I like marmite.”
“Tom” Lisa said “This club is NO marmite
remember?”
“We all hate marmite”
She said
“You’re out of the
club”
(Do you see what I
mean he has never fitted in?)
The next week we
were going to Mc Donalds. We were about to pay when we realised we had no
money.
Tom used to pay for us
BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER
KICKING HIM OUT
By Aisling Ní
Cheallaigh
The
Park
My
name is Nina today is a special day I’m
going to the park with my friends Becca and Miles were going to have a
picnic in St. Annes park .(later, in the park) “Hey Becca hey Miles!” I said
“Did you bring the Nutella?” said Becca “ I thought it was the marmite?” said
Miles “no one likes marmite” said Becca…’no’ he said , I like marmite” said
Miles “ew” I said, I brought the marmite and Nutella so don’t be worried I
ordered Dominos too” “YAY!” said Miles “YES!” said Becca.
I
had a great day.
Sorcha
Mr. Scarecrow
by
Caoilinn
Lucy couldn't believe her eyes. Normally sacrecrows don't move but this one did just that. Her pounding heart nearly burst out of her chest. She ran like a cheetah all the way home. Her mother heard the panting and turned around.
“Mum...I just saw...a scarecrow...moving.”
“Lucy, what are you talking about?”
“It's true Mum. You can come see it yourself.”
Lucy brought her mum to where the scarecrow had been. But, he had vanished and all that was there was a note.
Dear Lucy,
I hope I didn't frighten you. I just wanted to see if you were different to the others. It makes me sad that everyone runs away because they're scared of me. I hope I will see you again and we can talk. Then you will see that I am friendly.
From
Mr. Scarecrow
Mr.Scarecrow
One sunny
afternoon Beth and her family were getting ready to bord a plane to Ireland. when
they arrive at there hotel Beth and her brother Charlie started to wander
around, they split up.
Beth went
out to the hotel garden and found nice flowers that her parents might like, she
goes over and picks them and when she gets up she finds a hidden door.
She opens
the door and see’s a beautiful garden with a statue. she walks in and the
statue starts to talk “hello young girl my
name is Mr.Scarecrow, Whats yours?” “ m-my names Beth “ she answers “ were am
I?”.
The end
Aoibhín
BIRD HAVEN
“Did you hear of the scarecrow that doesn’t do his job?” said my friend Ben.
“What scarecrow?” I replied.
“I’ll show you.” Ben said. “Follow me.”
Ben led me to a garden with lots of flowers, bushes, trees and in the middle of the garden stood a scarecrow covered in all types of birds. There were robins, crows, seagulls EVEN PARROTS AND TOUCANS!!! It was a bird haven.
“And look at this.” Ben said as he waved his hands to scare the birds away. “It’s made of STONE!!!
“What!?” I said confused.
“The worst Scarecrow EVER.” Said Ben.
“It’s anything but a scarecrow.” I said laughing.
Suddenly a giant eagle swooped down and scared the life out of us. The two boys ran out of the garden screaming their heads off. Mr. Scarecrow is not a scarecrow he’s a scare-kid!
Nathan Ó Riagáin
Strange Man
I was in New Zealand on holiday with my friend Pearl.So we went out to see the famous statue. There Was gorgeous garden behind him we wanted make our own. Let me think oh yeah so it's two years later I forgot to finish this journal. So we made the garden. But strange things have been happening lately. This happened the other day we were just hanging out in our New house in News Zealand and this strange man showed up outside our door he was the statue that we saw in the garden that time we were so we were so confused. Anyways Fast forward a few days. We both woke up Pearl Was First. THE MAN WAS IN OUR ROOM…!!!
Lilly
Time to Escape
“Yo, ya! Freeze!”
Why did I have to steal lettuces from a wizard? What was I thinking? Now I was frozen in marble. The only way I can be freed is if bird poo from the Orange – Bellied Cuckoo lands on my nose. “Oh, great.”
Meanwhile, across town, a rare bird collector, Sir Falcon Nest, was examining his treasured birds. “It’s now or never” thought the only Orange – Bellied Cuckoo in the country. “Time to escape”. He flies out the open window over the wizard’s garden. Looking for a good place to rest, he sees the statue and perches on its nose. “Ahh”…
“Freedom” I shout as I run out of the garden. “Eugh” I wondered, “what’s that on my nose?”
Cillian
The Broken Statue
“I was driving in my street cleaner. I got out to empty a bin and forgot to turn off the handbrake and it rolled down the hill and knocked the Scarecrow statue over and broke it.” I said between tears. "Please forgive me! Please pardon me! Please!”. “Fine, I won’t fire you but you have to be punished.” he explained with calm words, “So what I’m going to do is this. You have to substitute the statue and you will also be demoted”. I was enraptured to grasp the information that I would not be fired! I thanked him and left his office.
🅱️rian 😝
Medusa’s Escape
By Senan Ó Dorchaí
Ring ring
ring went the bell in Medusa’s prison. Another
guard turned to stone. “Come on stop her!”
said the guard in charge. “If Medusa escapes
Zeus will batter you all, so stop her”. But Medusa would not be stopped, she had been
locked up in prison for 30,000 years and she would not stay in here for another
100,000. Medusa jumped out of window and
landed in a boat. After a while she
reached the mainland where a farmer who was setting up a scarecrow. When he looked at Medusa he smiled and turned
to stone. Medusa laughed, she had got
her second victim.
THE END
The Apocalypse
It all started on Friday. It was scary. I was going home and then a portal
opened with monsters and zombies and vines that wanted to kill us. I
needed to find my friends and my family. I was sure that my parents (Damo
and Aoife) were at home but I needed to find my sister Emilie and my
friends Caoillinn, Hugh, Aoibhín.
“CAOILLINN” I shouted, “where are the others”.
“I don’t know” Caoillinn said.
“I’m going to find them” I said.
(Saturday) I finally get home after getting stuck in a trap that my parents
had set up. They came to see what they caught in the trap and realised it
was me!
(Sunday)I woke up thinking it was all a bad dream or good if you think
about it, but it wasn’t. We found out it was Mr Scarecrow who unlocked the
portal.
To be continued…..
Ciana
The Farmland
Once upon a time there was a farm where people knew that a very mean farmer lived on. This farmer was extremely mean to all the animals but he didn’t know secretly a witch was watching him all the time. Then one evening he was dancing on the farmland and he kicked a cow. The witch had had enough of seeing this, and flew down and told him she was going to turn him into stone unless he learned to be nice to the animals. He laughed so she did her magic and he became a stone man and has always been till this day.
Donnacha
The haunting of Mr. Snoopy
Once there was a man called mr.snoopy.One day he was hanging with his friends in a lane.They were all making fun of his name.Mr.snoopy was starting to get really annoyed.So he looked them in the eye and they all froze.Mr.snoopy thought he was going insane.Next moment a witch came and said I am the magician “slugedy gugedy stone you stay”.Mr.snoopy was turned to stone.Next day three boys came and saw the stone statues.They took out there spray cans and graffitied them.They kept coming back everyday until one day the statues awoke and the boys where never seen again.
Le Ellarose ní Dhúill!
Please help me!
“Please help me” Mia cried. Her mother had just VANISHED into a scarecrow!!
It looked like the police would not help. So she went to her granny and asked for help, she said “have you heard of Evil Evelyn and her gang?” “No” I said “Here is her address 53 Haunted Mansion”. “I’ll go bye. I walked into a creepy house. Evelyn was there. She warned me to stay away ………. “Give mother back!” I said “what?” she asked “Give mother back!” I wailed “What are you talking about I --?” she questioned “You have got mother and I want her back” I said with fury “ No I don’t”…………..
Orla Ní Cheallaigh
The Scarecrow
Oisín strolled through the garden. The sun pierced his eyes. He saw the scarecrow ahead. Imposing, like it was holding court over the garden. Weeds grew around its feet; its arms were outstretched and its head bowed. The light changed as he got closer, clouds covered the once clear sky. A small robin which was sitting on the scarecrows shoulder flew away suddenly. Oisín walked on, a little more quickly now. The sky rumbled and Oisín focused on getting to the gate ahead. He heard an unsettling grinding sound. Was someone following him? He turned nervously; the scarecrow was gone....
By Oisin O’Gruagáin
