Friday, December 22, 2017
The Mad Monkey
Steve the monkey has a very bad
temper and basically breaks everything he sees.
He played bowling with other monkeys
but of course he broke the ball.
He got sent home and went on his
laptop to watch youtube but the network was awful plus he had to watch adds.
So Steve threw his new laptop onto
the floor and it broke.
He threw a MASSIVE tantrum!!!
At that moment the mail monkey came.
He ran to the door like a maniac and
broke it.
The mail monkey immediately ran away,
so Steve thought to himself, I’m such
a jerk.
Diarmuid
Saturday, December 16, 2017
SILLY SISTER
SILLY SISTER
AGHHHHH! I’m so angry! My silly sister who gets away with everything (“surprisingly”)got away with scribbling with a marker on my door. So what i was thinking of was if breaking my laptop and blaming it on her would work? So i tried it saying “oops” in progress.My sister ran to my Mother and said’Mommy, Mommy!Micheal (me) broke his laptop!’She SCREACHED.Oh god.Hear comes my Mum. She noticed at once and started screeching at me. Like Mother like daughter. Of course I got no bananas for a week. I knew it wasn’t going to work.
THE END
By Izzy
Friday, December 15, 2017
The Banana Museum
The
Banana Museum
Hello my name is Georgie. I
like bananas and Nutella. My favourite kind of bananas are the ones that are
sour and I only like Nutella if it has lemon in it.
Today I am very excited
because I am buying tickets for the opening of the banana museum. It is very popular all across the world and
monkeys come from everywhere you can think of.
Ten seconds before I clicked
on Buy Ticket a red box popped up saying there were no tickets left. I was furious so I flung the computer across
the room.
Fiachara
The Angry Monkey
The Angry Monkey
Yesterday on the 24 of November I was playing Call Of Duty on my Apple laptop. I had a very good gun and 26 kills. Then suddenly TheslipperybannanaX5 got 2 kills. Now he was tying on 26 kills with me. I WAS SO ANGRY!!! So I threw my favourite banana plate. then I ran around angrily for a few minuets then out of nowhere an add popped up, it was an add for a banana selling company. When I pressed X on the add TheslipperybannanaX5 had killed me. Now he was on 27 kills and I was on 26 I had lost I WAS SO SO ANGRY!!!!!!! SO I PICKED UP ME LAPTOP AND THREW IT OFF THE TABLE!
Danny
Going Bananas
Going Bananas
Dear Diary, this is Clinton, former employee of Banana Corp writing from the city jail. I don’t deserve to be here and I’ll tell you why.
So yesterday, I was in the best mood ever. My boss was going to show the ad I’d been working on for two years. I turned on my laptop, hoping to see my ad on the screen. But all I saw was Colin the janitor’s ad! I went bananas and smashed my laptop. My granny came to see what was wrong and I threw her out the window. Eventually, the cops came and I was arrested. See? It’s so unfair!
Oisín Ó S
Thursday, December 14, 2017
Laptop Destroyer
Laptop Destroyer
Hi I’m Bob the monkey. I’m sure you saw me
on YouTube . I’m pretty good huh! I was trying to relieve my stress by breaking
my computer.
It’s just I’ve had such a stressful day.
First I woke up looking forward to a nice banana-split breakfast but there were
no bananas left. I suspect my little brother Bobby Junior stole them so instead
I had to have apples.
I went on my computer to look at my video but
there was no internet. By the time I got online the computer had died so I
decided to smash it.
Dara
CRACKED
CRACKED
I was being pulled
back and then thrown forward. I felt
uncomfortable as I felt the light air around me. Suddenly – smash- I
felt my screen crack. My components where falling off me. “A” then “J” then the
others. The monkey was feeling furious because I showed him a video. He
probably thinks that I’m a terrible
laptop but I thought I was pretty decent. The thing that
would make me that furious would be to turn the off button on me. I was feeling
weak. And then my soul went as the batteries flew out of me.
+
Eoghan
Outraged
Outraged
I'm Monko the monkey. I've got my own
business called monkeys. I had to
write this diary because my mom said I'd
feel better. I was working when my cousin Curious George emailed me on my
computer saying he wouldn't be coming for Christmas and sent a smiling emoji
and I had paid for his flight. I was outraged. They say monkeys are clever
but I'm not. I tried taking the money off my bill so the first 'clever' idea I
had was throwing the computer to the ground but with my fury I broke my
computer which I now regret.
Anna
Ní F
Rich Charles
Rich
Charles
I’m Phill
the monkey. I’m going into work for the 98789th time. I haven’t been promoted from the second I got here, but listen to
this. A billionaire called Charles walked into my work. [The banana sales
company] He sat down beside me. He had sleek brown hair and a leather jacket.
And because he’s rich he got promoted the second he got here. I was so angry I
pushed my computer off my desk. It hit a wall and that fell down causing a huge
dominoes all over work!!! I wasn’t promoted, oh no, I was fired.
Niamh
Wednesday, December 13, 2017
Don’t Freeze
Don’t Freeze
My
name is Apple and at the moment I’m at the screen repair shop. Do you want to know why? Well I was being
used (by a monkey) to look at the world’s best banana shop when I decided to
freeze for a while. I didn’t want to be mean or anything, I just wanted a
break. I was looking at bananas for hours, I was beginning to go bananas! Then suddenly,
the monkey went crazy and flung me across the table, I slipped off and crashed
to the ground. That’s why I’m now in the screen repair shop.
CONOR
Laptop Murderer
Laptop
Murderer
I am a monkey called Freddy. Most kids that are normal won´t
want to read this. So don´t blame me
later on in the story. Anyway I am a laptop murderer. I have 5 guns in my left
pocket and 15 in my right. I’ve destroyed every single laptop except for 2
billion. Right now I’m in a house trying to find laptops. I´m entering the last
room. I see 2 laptops. I shoot 1 with my aka47 and I threw the other one off
the table. Only 1 billion, 9 hundred, 99 million, 9 hundred, 99 thousand, 9
hundred and 98 to go!
By Miguel
Friday, November 24, 2017
THE DECAPITATOR
THE
DECAPITATOR
If you see a
hooded man wearing a black torn cloak on the fourth of November in between 6
o’clock and 4 o’clock in a leap year
turn around and go the other way. He is
dead but he comes back to kill the people who are very evil. His favourite targets are murderers. He them to bring them to his master who leeches their
evilness out Even if you are nice still
run away because he can sometimes kill innocents and he kills them very
painfully. Nobody knows his real name
but he has some nicknames these are some of them skull crusher, hell servant,
the leap year killer and the decapitator.
Fiachra
The Grim Reaper (Danny)
The
Grim Reaper
There once was a statue in Saint Bobs Park. The statue
was of a man under a black cloak, Standing beside two trees on the side of the
path. Kids used to go and play on and around it. But sometimes when there was
only one person around it, it would move each time that the person looked away
and then once it got close enough it would pull out a giant
scythe and slit their throat. Then people started to get suspicious because it
was the only thing there. Around a year later they removed it.
Danny
The Missing Scythe
The Missing Scythe
The Grim Reaper had lost his scythe and wanted
it back. He looked everywhere but
couldn’t find it, he then realised he needed to ask the people for help. But
anywhere he went, the people just ran away screaming. Whenever he got anyway close to anyone he
could see the terror in their faces as they ran away in
panic. He began to think, he had no
friends and no one to talk to, he realised for the first time, he was all
alone. He no longer needed his scythe,
he needed a friend, it was time to change……..
Conor
Shadow Statue
Shadow Statue
One
day Mai went to the park with her parents for a picnic. When Mai went off
playing, she saw a shadow behind a tree and it seemed it was holding a knife.She
ran back to her parents and told them what she had seen. But when her parents
came back from looking they said there was nothing there. Shocked, when they
went home Mai went to the police and told them
what she saw. When they heard what she said, they went to the park and searched
it. When they came back they said it was just a statue!!
The End
Izzy
The Doomsville Dilema
The Doomsville
Dilema
Terrible
things were happening in Doomsville. Children were being found dead all over
town. One child was determined to find out who or what was behind this. His
name was Jack.
That night,
Jack stayed up until he spotted a hooded figure running through the night. He
followed the figure until they reached a cliff. Suddenly, the murderer turned
round, let out an unearthly screech and lunged at Jack with talons
outstretched. Jack rolled to the side and the creature tumbled off the edge of
the cliff. Jack looked over the edge but the murderer’s body was gone. For all
Jack knew, he could still be alive.
Oisín Ó S
Thursday, November 23, 2017
The Hooded Killer
The Hooded Killer
On a shocking and
miserable day returning from a
shocking day at school a hooded figure
stood before me in a black cloak everything turned black.I took a step back but
he still followed me. I started to run and then he started to glide.My heart
was thumping as I ran through very dark alleys he then cornered me hitting and punching me slitting me with a
knife.I screamed in agony but nothing happened. My flesh was falling
disintegrating then I screamed but it wasn't a normal scream it was the scream of death.
Eoghan
The Cloaked Mystery
The
Cloaked Mystery
Annie
was a unique girl. She was a witch an elementle and an adept,Annie
had a wand, a sword and the power to throw fire and push at the air.
She was tracking down a serial killer but couldn't find him. Annie
went for a stroll in the park and found a trail of blood, she saw a
hooded figure. She approached him and he reavealed his face, he was a
WEREWOLF!! Annie and the cloaked werewolf dwelled Annie slashed her
sword her sword into him he fell and screamed in agony. His body lay
there still with a pool of blood beside it.
Invincibility
Invincibility
I was in Bert’s house. He showed me
the newspaper. It read killer in black. I knew I had to save the people so I
made invincibility suits. I handed them out at the shop. The killer killed no
more after that because people were waring their suits. But who was the killer?
I figured out his den was in the park. I put on my invincibility suit and ran
into the park. I saw him I unhooded him BERT!!” But why” I asked “I wanted
people dead so I could take their money” he said. He went jail for ever.
Niamh
Magic Lightning
MAGIC LIGHTNING
A dark and stormy night in Limerick a
lightning bolt struck down in ``People’s Park`` the night before Halloween.
The lightning hit a statue, sparks flew into
the air.
The statue came to life!
On Halloween people thought it was an outfit.
He knocked on a door and murdered the people
inside.
Whoever knocked he took inside and killed.
No one knocked for a while.
When he realised it was stormy, he went
outside and searched for civilians and again lightning struck at him.
He transformed into a statue again and so he
was put back in the park.
Diarmuid
The Deatheaters
The
Deatheaters
Caoilinn
had just finished reading a book about Deatheaters. Her friend Eabha
walked by and Caoilinn called her over. She told Eabha that she'd
read that Deatheaters come out at 11.59 on Halloween night. Eabha
gasped in horror. They planned to have a sleepover that night and
creep out at 11:30.
Finally
the night came. They slyly crept outside. When they reached the park
they jumped backwards in fright. There were more than 20 hooded
Deatheaters standing there. The girls took out their Stonifiers and
zapped them, turning them into statues. One still stands in the park
today.
Sadhbh
Ní M
Wednesday, November 22, 2017
GRIM REAPER (Miguel)
GRIM REAPER
There were two curious kids called Kieran and Martha. One day
they set off for the park. When they were there Kieran saw something strange.
He showed Martha. It looked a lot like the grim reaper. They decided to pursue him
to see what he was up to. They followed him into a building. They saw him
taking out 2 daggers. He went up to a room on the 5th floor. They
peeked in. They noticed that the daggers were fake and there were other people there.
They were all dressed up. It was a fancy dress party after all!!!!
Grim Reaper (Alex)
God created the Grim Reaper without a soul to collect souls.
One day he was collecting a soul and he tripped over and the soul
went into him.
He only had a couple of days to get to God and get the soul removed
But he could feel things with the soul that he couldn’t feel before.
He decided to collect one more soul before he vanished.
He disappeared while collecting the soul.
The next morning the man whose soul was last collected woke up and
looked in the mirror, he had a cloak on and a scythe.
Alex
The Assassins
The Assassins
The Assassins Manuel, Jake and Jason arrived at the castle portcullis. They raced to discover their mission.
The Master ordered
“you must get the ball of luck from the Templars”.
The Assassins ran to the castle tower. Using training and eagle vision, they climbed easily to track the Templars.
Jumping and flipping from tower to tower, they spotted them.
Stealthily, they dropped from the tower prepared to battle to death to achieve their mission.
As the Assassins ejected their hidden blades, the Templars gasped and fled without the ball of luck.
The Assassins smiled under the pine trees.
Dara Ó Cinnéide
Tuesday, November 21, 2017
Monday, February 13, 2017
Friday, January 27, 2017
The Tearful Girl
The
Tearful Girl
One day a girl named Chloe was walking around the park.
She saw a girl sitting under a tree called Zara who looked very tearful. Chloe
walked over to her and asked what was wrong. Zara said that she found some
carrots and ate one. She said it was a mauve colour. When she bit into it, it
was made out of steel! Chloe thought she was being silly to eat something she
found somewhere. I let her continue,”I got such a shock that I jumped, and my
adult tooth fell out! “I didn’t really want to get involved so I just walked
away.
The End
Dinner
DINNER
This story
is about a girl called Katniss and her brother Pete. So one day their mom woke
them up so they could go to school. So they got dressed and had their
breakfast. Then they went to school on the school bus. A couple of hours later School
was finished. They got on the school bus and went home. Their dinner was ready
when they got home. Pete was tearful when he saw what dinner it was. They sat
down and Katniss tasted the mauve carrots. They were STEEL. They fell under the chair. They NEVER ate mauve carrots
AGAIN.
THE END
By Isabel Beaddie
Isaac Newton
Isaac Newton Breandán Ó
Laochdha
As
a child Isaac Newton lived on a farm in Lincolnshire. His father grew
vegetables like carrots, lettuce and cabbage and
kept animal’s aswell. His Father died two months before he was born. When he
was older he stayed with his teacher Mr. Clark. Isaac was always a bit tearful at school and was always brooding.
Mr. Clark owned a laboratory in which made weirdly coloured and smelling
concoctions some were blue or mauve or bubbled and steamed.
Isaac loved sundials and would sit under
the sun marking their paths for hours. Sometimes even making his own steel models.
Going Rogue
Going Rogue
Behind steel bars under
silk sheets lay the rarest of all carrots: the Asian Mauve Carrots.
Seventeen
guards line up to protect the ancient artefact. Some say if you were
to fake them you would be banished from the kingdom by the Overlord.
But then one damned tearful evening…Rogue stole the carrots. Nobody
ever trusted this criminal.
He
must have sneaked past the security guards. And a few of the Queens
guards were kidnapped by the Rogue. But not one of the citizens
noticed that… Emmm well how do I say this ?
I
am the Rogue!
*munches
carrots*
The Robber
The Robber
I'm a robber who robs carrots from a tearful man.The man has a mauve uniform.
I don't eat the carrots I trow them under the sea. I also rob steel. I use the steel to make weapons like guns and stabbing knifes and stuff. I robbed the man's house too
I'm not just a robber I'm a kidnapper as well. I once robed the bank and I became a millionaire. One day I once robbed everyone's house in the neighbourhood. I was sent to prison for 8 years. Back to the tearful man he should be in prison.He's killing people
THE END
Eoin Ó C
I'm a robber who robs carrots from a tearful man.The man has a mauve uniform.
I don't eat the carrots I trow them under the sea. I also rob steel. I use the steel to make weapons like guns and stabbing knifes and stuff. I robbed the man's house too
I'm not just a robber I'm a kidnapper as well. I once robed the bank and I became a millionaire. One day I once robbed everyone's house in the neighbourhood. I was sent to prison for 8 years. Back to the tearful man he should be in prison.He's killing people
THE END
Eoin Ó C
Why Pick On Her ?
Why Pick On
Her ?
A girl named Kathleen was starting a
brand new school. Kathleen was delighted. The following day she strolled to
school. But what Kathleen didn’t know was that there were nasty bullies at the
new school. As soon as the bullies laid eyes on Kathleen they decided to play a
revolting trick on her. Before break the bullies opened her lunchbox. Kathleen
had carrots in her lunchbox. The bullies switched her carrots with steel ones.
At lunch time Kathleen ate the steel carrots and hurt her tooth. She got under
her mauve desk and started to get tearful. Her mum cheered Kathleen up. By putting
a stop to the bullies.
THE END
BY EMILIE SLYNE
The bank
The bank
I have seen a mauve puddle and it looked like it was made of steel.
My mom Told me to stay outside while she went inside to
collect money for us to go bowling a few minutes later I saw a
guy walk in with a gun. I walked in after him/her and he wanted
my mom's bag he stuck up his gun so I sneaked up after him and
Kicked him the gun fell and the bank keeper gave me €100 .
The Garda came the mad gun man was arrested and he was tearful the
Garda gave me €200,
My mom gave me €200 and I had €500 in a total
So I went to the cinema and watched STAR WARS.
And before the movie started an add came on about me.
The man sitting behind me gave me €400.
The lady in front of me gave me €100.
I thought I was the richest child ever so I got a racing car made out of
I have seen a mauve puddle and it looked like it was made of steel.
My mom Told me to stay outside while she went inside to
collect money for us to go bowling a few minutes later I saw a
guy walk in with a gun. I walked in after him/her and he wanted
my mom's bag he stuck up his gun so I sneaked up after him and
Kicked him the gun fell and the bank keeper gave me €100 .
The Garda came the mad gun man was arrested and he was tearful the
Garda gave me €200,
My mom gave me €200 and I had €500 in a total
So I went to the cinema and watched STAR WARS.
And before the movie started an add came on about me.
The man sitting behind me gave me €400.
The lady in front of me gave me €100.
I thought I was the richest child ever so I got a racing car made out of
carrots
Angry Carrot
Angry Carrot
I
heard a tearful cry when I saw a bunch of steel in a pile. I took it and put it
into a pile. Under the last piece of steel there I saw a tearful sad out of
date mauve carrot. So I took it home with me and when I got home I opened my
door and I got hit with a pan there I saw an army full of mauve carrots and
they all ran away even the one that I found and I never
saw them again so I never bought carrots again in my life .
Jerry’s House
Jerry’s
House
A bunny named Jerry had his own house. No other bunny had a house not even the king
bunny. All he had was an underground
hole that was damp. That wasn't fair on
the king at all. A few of Jerry's friends
were jealous about house. They told the
king, the king was very angry. One day
Jerry was collecting carrots and he saw the bunny army and the king chasing
him. He ran as fast as he could but they
caught him the king bunny hit Jerry with his steel carrot. Jerry's cheek turned red and mauve.
Bullet Proof Glass
Bullet Proof Glass
Bullet proof
glass is a new type of glass .It is supposed to be unbreakable and stronger
than steel and some people tried to break it but it is impossible .One boy
tried to break it but he became very tearful . Some people tried to push it off
a building but it didn’t even crack . By now the people were getting mad and
violent and very un-patient .Then a girl in a mauve t-shirt said to stop this
violence and maybe try shooting it . So one of the people tried shooting it and it worked! The girl broke
the glass and lived happily ever after.
Carrot boy
Carrot boy 27/01/2017
Once there was a boy who loved carrots.
It isn't fair on the boy because people
started bullying him over his carrots.
But one day the boy went into town
and saw a carrot stall and it was made of
steel and under it was mauve.
He was tearful.
Then he asked for a job. The man in the stall
said yes.
Then the boy said best thing ever then the bully
said "Sorry about bullying you so is it
ok",
"NO YOU WERE BULLYING"
"I know and said i was sorry"
"Then ok" . Do you want a job?
"Okay" and they lived happy ever after.
The Steel Carrots
The Steel Carrots
The End.
The Tearful Princess
Once there was a princess, this princess was
always very tearful. Even though she had everything she could dream of. The
king thought he could cheer her up, so he bought her a mauze dress. The
princess loved her new dress and she wore it every day……..
But she was
still sad and tearful. So the king went on an entertainment website for kings,
he ordered a jester that juggled carrots while crawling under bridges…… even
that didn’t make the princess laugh.
One day a
knight came,(dressed in steel), to the castle, but he tripped over and fell on
his face. The princess finally laughed!
THE END
Terrific
Test
There was a silly cartoon in the TV it was about mauve
coloured carrots. I was watching it
while sitting under a den I made out of pillows. A few minutes later I heard someone crying, I
went into the kitchen I saw my Mother and my Sister Annie. My Mother said that Annie
was tearful because she got 6/10 in her test. I felt bad so I went upstairs and
I started writing, I wrote *Question
1. What is 1+1 and so on*. I gave it to her with a
steel pen. She was so HAPPY.
STEEL CARROTS!
STEEL
CARROTS!
By CILLIAN O FEARGHAIL
Are
you tired of carrots that you can eat? Well I am too!
So,
come along to THE MAUVE SHOP!!!(new in town) They sell STEEL CARROTS!
Yes,
I know STEEL CARROTS, crazy, right? Anyway, buy them now for only nine thousand
million euro and one cent. Amazing, right? (NOTE TO ALL
BUYERS: do not bite into steel carrot because it might make you tearful and
make you drown under a pool of tears thank you for listening). Anyway, in the mauve shop we also sell mauve
coloured chairs. YES! I KNOW! mauve coloured chairs, crazy, right? Anyway, BYE
FOR NOW!!!!!!!!!
The Carrot Adventure
The Carrot Adventure
Once upon a time, in a land of carrots there was a tearful girl named
Emily. She always wore a mauve top. She always sat under a tree and she loved
that tree so much. Then about five minutes later she recieved a call from the
Secret Agency telling her that she had to go on a secret mision with Steel Carrot.
Steel Carrot was Emily's best friend.
Although Emily was teraful; she was calm, kind and a very inteligent
girl. The mission was to rescue Steel
Carrot's family from the Terrifying Turnups and they headed off in their rocket
ship.
To be continued .....
Getting Ready For An Alien Invasion
Getting Ready For An Alien Invasion
I know it’s gonna happen, the alien invasion.
I’m ready and packed so I can survive, and I’ll tell you how to survive. All
you gotta do is follow my instructions.
What to pack: Something mauve to make them
tearful. No questions please.Some carrots to distract them. A steel bar to
whack them. Laser goggles to roast them.
What you need to do: Find shelter to go under,
and RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
Your Welcome.
The End
Oh thank you. Thank you very much. Your a great
audience. No flowers oh just send me some.Thank you. Thank you.
Big Changes
Big Changes
Lucy is ten years old. She lives
in the countryside. She has to travel a long way to go to school.
One day a new girl came to Lucy's school. Normally Lucy was the one
that did the best work. But the new girl was rude about her work.
Normally Lucy has a heart of steel but she was embarrased and hurt.
When Lucy got home she ran upstairs, crawled under the duvet and was
tearful for the rest of the day. The next morning she wore a mauve
dress with carrots on it. Whenever she wore this dress she felt
amazing and decided that the new girl and her insults were silly.
When she got to school she was happy because she loved school and no
one was going to change that!
THE END
By
Zoe Slyne
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