STEEL
CARROTS!
By CILLIAN O FEARGHAIL
Are
you tired of carrots that you can eat? Well I am too!
So,
come along to THE MAUVE SHOP!!!(new in town) They sell STEEL CARROTS!
Yes,
I know STEEL CARROTS, crazy, right? Anyway, buy them now for only nine thousand
million euro and one cent. Amazing, right? (NOTE TO ALL
BUYERS: do not bite into steel carrot because it might make you tearful and
make you drown under a pool of tears thank you for listening). Anyway, in the mauve shop we also sell mauve
coloured chairs. YES! I KNOW! mauve coloured chairs, crazy, right? Anyway, BYE
FOR NOW!!!!!!!!!
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