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Friday, 22 December 2017

Rang 4 i mBrú na Bóinne

Rang 4 i mBrú na Bóinne



The Mad Monkey

The Mad Monkey


Steve the monkey has a very bad temper and basically breaks everything he sees.
He played bowling with other monkeys but of course he broke the ball.
He got sent home and went on his laptop to watch youtube but the network was awful plus he had to watch adds.
So Steve threw his new laptop onto the floor and it broke.
He threw a MASSIVE tantrum!!!
At that moment the mail monkey came.
He ran to the door like a maniac and broke it.
The mail monkey immediately ran away,
so Steve thought to himself, I’m such a jerk.

Diarmuid

Image result for monkey throwing laptop  

Saturday, 16 December 2017

SILLY SISTER

 SILLY SISTER

AGHHHHH! I’m so angry! My silly sister who gets away with everything (“surprisingly”)got away with scribbling with a marker on my door. So what i was thinking of was if breaking my laptop and blaming it on her would work? So i tried it saying “oops” in progress.My sister ran to my Mother and said’Mommy, Mommy!Micheal (me) broke his laptop!’She SCREACHED.Oh god.Hear comes my Mum. She noticed at once and started screeching at me. Like Mother like daughter. Of course I got no bananas for a week. I knew it wasn’t going to work.

THE END 

By Izzy

Friday, 15 December 2017

The Banana Museum

The Banana Museum
                    
Hello my name is Georgie. I like bananas and Nutella. My favourite kind of bananas are the ones that are sour and I only like Nutella if it has lemon in it.
Today I am very excited because I am buying tickets for the opening of the banana museum.  It is very popular all across the world and monkeys come from everywhere you can think of.

Ten seconds before I clicked on Buy Ticket a red box popped up saying there were no tickets left.  I was furious so I flung the computer across the room.

Fiachara


The Angry Monkey

 The Angry Monkey

Yesterday on the 24 of November I was playing Call Of Duty on my Apple laptop. I had a very good gun and 26 kills. Then suddenly TheslipperybannanaX5 got 2 kills. Now he was tying on 26 kills with me. I WAS SO ANGRY!!! So I threw my favourite banana plate. then I ran around angrily for a few minuets then out of nowhere an add popped up, it was an add for a banana selling company. When I pressed X on the add TheslipperybannanaX5 had killed me. Now he was on 27 kills and I was on 26 I had lost I WAS SO SO  ANGRY!!!!!!! SO I PICKED UP ME LAPTOP AND THREW IT OFF THE TABLE!

Danny

Going Bananas

Going Bananas
Dear Diary, this is Clinton, former employee of Banana Corp writing from the city jail. I don’t deserve to be here and I’ll tell you why. 

So yesterday, I was in the best mood ever. My boss was going to show the ad I’d been working on for two years. I turned on my laptop, hoping to see my ad on the screen. But all I saw was Colin the janitor’s ad! I went bananas and smashed my laptop. My granny came to see what was wrong and I threw her out the window. Eventually, the cops came and I was arrested. See? It’s so unfair! 
Oisín Ó S

Thursday, 14 December 2017

Laptop Destroyer

Laptop Destroyer
Hi I’m Bob the monkey. I’m sure you saw me on YouTube . I’m pretty good huh! I was trying to relieve my stress by breaking my computer.

It’s just I’ve had such a stressful day. First I woke up looking forward to a nice banana-split breakfast but there were no bananas left. I suspect my little brother Bobby Junior stole them so instead I had to have apples.

I went on my computer to look at my video but there was no internet. By the time I got online the computer had died so I decided to smash it.

Dara


CRACKED

CRACKED


I was being pulled back and then thrown forward. I felt  uncomfortable as I felt the light air around me. Suddenly – smash- I felt my screen crack. My components where falling off me. “A” then “J” then the others. The monkey was feeling furious because I showed him a video. He probably thinks that I’m  a terrible laptop but I thought I was pretty decent. The thing that would make me that furious would be to turn the off button on me. I was feeling weak. And then my soul went as the batteries flew out of me.

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Eoghan

Outraged


Outraged

          I'm Monko the monkey. I've got my own business called monkeys. I had    to write this diary because  my mom said I'd feel better. I was working when my cousin Curious George emailed me on my computer saying he wouldn't be coming for Christmas and sent a smiling emoji and I had paid for his flight.  I was outraged. They say monkeys are clever but I'm not. I tried taking the money off my bill so the first 'clever' idea I had was throwing the computer to the ground but with my fury I broke my computer which I now regret.


Anna Ní F


Rich Charles

Rich Charles

I’m Phill the monkey. I’m going into work for the 98789th time. I haven’t been promoted from the second I got here, but listen to this. A billionaire called Charles walked into my work. [The banana sales company] He sat down beside me. He had sleek brown hair and a leather jacket. And because he’s rich he got promoted the second he got here. I was so angry I pushed my computer off my desk. It hit a wall and that fell down causing a huge dominoes all over work!!! I wasn’t promoted, oh no, I was fired.

Niamh


Wednesday, 13 December 2017

Don’t Freeze

Don’t Freeze


My name is Apple and at the moment I’m at the screen repair shop.  Do you want to know why? Well I was being used (by a monkey) to look at the world’s best banana shop when I decided to freeze for a while. I didn’t want to be mean or anything, I just wanted a break. I was looking at bananas for hours, I was beginning to go bananas! Then suddenly, the monkey went crazy and flung me across the table, I slipped off and crashed to the ground. That’s why I’m now in the screen repair shop.

                                                                                               
CONOR

Laptop Murderer

Laptop Murderer

I am a monkey called Freddy. Most kids that are normal won´t want to read this.  So don´t blame me later on in the story. Anyway I am a laptop murderer. I have 5 guns in my left pocket and 15 in my right. I’ve destroyed every single laptop except for 2 billion. Right now I’m in a house trying to find laptops. I´m entering the last room. I see 2 laptops. I shoot 1 with my aka47 and I threw the other one off the table. Only 1 billion, 9 hundred, 99 million, 9 hundred, 99 thousand, 9 hundred and 98 to go!

By Miguel


100 Word Challenge - Week #14

Friday, 24 November 2017

THE DECAPITATOR

THE DECAPITATOR

If you see a hooded man wearing a black torn cloak on the fourth of November in between 6 o’clock and 4 o’clock  in a leap year turn around and go the other way.  He is dead but he comes back to kill the people who are very evil.  His favourite targets are murderers.  He them  to bring them to his master who leeches their evilness out  Even if you are nice still run away because he can sometimes kill innocents and he kills them very painfully.  Nobody knows his real name but he has some nicknames these are some of them skull crusher, hell servant, the leap year killer and the decapitator.

Fiachra

The Grim Reaper (Danny)

The Grim Reaper


There once was a statue in Saint Bobs Park. The statue was of a man under a black cloak, Standing beside two trees on the side of the path. Kids used to go and play on and around it. But sometimes when there was only one person around it, it would move each time that the person looked away and then once it got close enough it would pull out a giant scythe and slit their throat. Then people started to get suspicious because it was the only thing there. Around a year later they removed it.

Danny

The Missing Scythe

The Missing Scythe

The Grim Reaper had lost his scythe and wanted it back.  He looked everywhere but couldn’t find it, he then realised he needed to ask the people for help. But anywhere he went, the people just ran away screaming.  Whenever he got anyway close to anyone he could see the terror in their faces as they ran away in panic.  He began to think, he had no friends and no one to talk to, he realised for the first time, he was all alone.  He no longer needed his scythe, he needed a friend, it was time to change……..


Conor

Shadow Statue

Shadow Statue
One day Mai went to the park with her parents for a picnic. When Mai went off playing, she saw a shadow behind a tree and it seemed it was holding a knife.She ran back to her parents and told them what she had seen. But when her parents came back from looking they said there was nothing there. Shocked, when they went home Mai went to the police and told them what she saw. When they heard what she said, they went to the park and searched it. When they came back they said it was just a statue!!


       The End
Izzy

The Doomsville Dilema

The Doomsville Dilema
        Terrible things were happening in Doomsville. Children were being found dead all over town. One child was determined to find out who or what was behind this. His name was Jack.
That night, Jack stayed up until he spotted a hooded figure running through the night. He followed the figure until they reached a cliff. Suddenly, the murderer turned round, let out an unearthly screech and lunged at Jack with talons outstretched. Jack rolled to the side and the creature tumbled off the edge of the cliff. Jack looked over the edge but the murderer’s body was gone. For all Jack knew, he could still be alive.
Oisín Ó S


Thursday, 23 November 2017

The Hooded Killer

The Hooded Killer


On a shocking  and miserable  day returning from a shocking  day at school a hooded figure stood before me in a black cloak everything turned black.I took a step back but he still followed me. I started to run and then he started to glide.My heart was thumping as I ran through very dark alleys he then cornered  me hitting and punching me slitting me with a knife.I screamed in agony but nothing happened. My flesh was falling disintegrating then I screamed but it wasn't a normal scream  it was the scream of death.


Eoghan

The Cloaked Mystery


The Cloaked Mystery


Annie was a unique girl. She was a witch an elementle and an adept,Annie had a wand, a sword and the power to throw fire and push at the air. She was tracking down a serial killer but couldn't find him. Annie went for a stroll in the park and found a trail of blood, she saw a hooded figure. She approached him and he reavealed his face, he was a WEREWOLF!! Annie and the cloaked werewolf dwelled Annie slashed her sword her sword into him he fell and screamed in agony. His body lay there still with a pool of blood beside it.
Anna



Invincibility

Invincibility

I was in Bert’s house. He showed me the newspaper. It read killer in black. I knew I had to save the people so I made invincibility suits. I handed them out at the shop. The killer killed no more after that because people were waring their suits. But who was the killer? I figured out his den was in the park. I put on my invincibility suit and ran into the park. I saw him I unhooded him BERT!!” But why” I asked “I wanted people dead so I could take their money” he said. He went jail for ever.

The End


Niamh


Magic Lightning

MAGIC LIGHTNING

A dark and stormy night in Limerick a lightning bolt struck down in ``People’s Park`` the night before Halloween.
The lightning hit a statue, sparks flew into the air.
The statue came to life!
On Halloween people thought it was an outfit.
He knocked on a door and murdered the people inside.
Whoever knocked he took inside and killed.
No one knocked for a while.
When he realised it was stormy, he went outside and searched for civilians and again lightning struck at him.
He transformed into a statue again and so he was put back in the park.

THE END

Diarmuid


The Deatheaters

The Deatheaters

Caoilinn had just finished reading a book about Deatheaters. Her friend Eabha walked by and Caoilinn called her over. She told Eabha that she'd read that Deatheaters come out at 11.59 on Halloween night. Eabha gasped in horror. They planned to have a sleepover that night and creep out at 11:30.
Finally the night came. They slyly crept outside. When they reached the park they jumped backwards in fright. There were more than 20 hooded Deatheaters standing there. The girls took out their Stonifiers and zapped them, turning them into statues. One still stands in the park today.


Sadhbh Ní M



Wednesday, 22 November 2017

GRIM REAPER (Miguel)

GRIM REAPER



There were two curious kids called Kieran and Martha. One day they set off for the park. When they were there Kieran saw something strange. He showed Martha. It looked a lot like the grim reaper. They decided to pursue him to see what he was up to. They followed him into a building. They saw him taking out 2 daggers. He went up to a room on the 5th floor. They peeked in. They noticed that the daggers were fake and there were other people there. They were all dressed up. It was a fancy dress party after all!!!!



Miguel Ó Leannacháin

Grim Reaper (Alex)


God created the Grim Reaper without a soul to collect souls.
One day he was collecting a soul and he tripped over and the soul went into him.
He only had a couple of days to get to God and get the soul removed
But he could feel things with the soul that he couldn’t feel before.
He decided to collect one more soul before he vanished.
He disappeared while collecting the soul.

The next morning the man whose soul was last collected woke up and looked in the mirror, he had a cloak on and a scythe.

Alex


The Assassins

The Assassins

The Assassins Manuel, Jake and Jason arrived at the castle portcullis. They raced to discover their mission.
The Master ordered
“you must get the ball of luck from the Templars”.
The Assassins ran to the castle tower. Using training and eagle vision, they climbed easily to track the Templars.
Jumping and flipping from tower to tower, they spotted them.
Stealthily, they dropped from the tower prepared to battle to death to achieve their mission.
As the Assassins ejected their hidden blades, the Templars gasped and fled without the ball of luck.
The Assassins smiled under the pine trees.
Dara Ó Cinnéide






Friday, 27 January 2017

The Tearful Girl

The Tearful Girl

One day a girl named Chloe was walking around the park. She saw a girl sitting under a tree called Zara who looked very tearful. Chloe walked over to her and asked what was wrong. Zara said that she found some carrots and ate one. She said it was a mauve colour. When she bit into it, it was made out of steel! Chloe thought she was being silly to eat something she found somewhere. I let her continue,”I got such a shock that I jumped, and my adult tooth fell out! “I didn’t really want to get involved so I just walked away.

                                                                  The End

Dinner

DINNER
This story is about a girl called Katniss and her brother Pete. So one day their mom woke them up so they could go to school. So they got dressed and had their breakfast. Then they went to school on the school bus. A couple of hours later School was finished. They got on the school bus and went home. Their dinner was ready when they got home. Pete was tearful when he saw what dinner it was. They sat down and Katniss tasted the mauve carrots. They were STEEL. They fell under the chair. They NEVER ate mauve carrots   AGAIN.
THE END
By Isabel Beaddie



Isaac Newton

 Isaac Newton                       Breandán Ó                                 
                                                                                              Laochdha


As a child Isaac Newton lived on a farm in Lincolnshire. His father grew vegetables like carrots, lettuce and cabbage and kept animal’s aswell. His Father died two months before he was born. When he was older he stayed with his teacher Mr. Clark. Isaac was always a bit tearful at school and was always brooding. Mr. Clark owned a laboratory in which made weirdly coloured and smelling concoctions some were blue or mauve or bubbled and steamed. Isaac loved sundials and would sit under the sun marking their paths for hours. Sometimes even making his own steel models.

Carrot Thief


Going Rogue

Going Rogue

Behind steel bars under silk sheets lay the rarest of all carrots: the Asian Mauve Carrots.
Seventeen guards line up to protect the ancient artefact. Some say if you were to fake them you would be banished from the kingdom by the Overlord. But then one damned tearful evening…Rogue stole the carrots. Nobody ever trusted this criminal.

He must have sneaked past the security guards. And a few of the Queens guards were kidnapped by the Rogue. But not one of the citizens noticed that… Emmm well how do I say this ?


I am the Rogue!



*munches carrots*





The Robber

The Robber



I'm a robber who robs carrots from a tearful man.The man has a mauve uniform.

I don't eat the carrots I trow them under the sea. I also rob steel. I use the steel to make weapons like guns and stabbing knifes and stuff. I robbed the man's house too

I'm not just a robber I'm a kidnapper as well. I once robed the bank and I became a millionaire. One day I once robbed everyone's house in the neighbourhood. I was sent to prison for 8 years. Back to the tearful man he should be in prison.He's killing people


THE END
Eoin Ó C

Why Pick On Her ?

Why Pick On Her ?
A girl named Kathleen was starting a brand new school. Kathleen was delighted. The following day she strolled to school. But what Kathleen didn’t know was that there were nasty bullies at the new school. As soon as the bullies laid eyes on Kathleen they decided to play a revolting trick on her. Before break the bullies opened her lunchbox. Kathleen had carrots in her lunchbox. The bullies switched her carrots with steel ones. At lunch time Kathleen ate the steel carrots and hurt her tooth. She got under her mauve desk and started to get tearful. Her mum cheered Kathleen up. By putting a stop to the bullies.
THE END
BY EMILIE SLYNE




                     

The bank

The bank


I have seen a mauve puddle and it looked like it was made of steel. 

My mom Told me to stay outside while she went inside to 

collect money for us to go bowling a few minutes later I saw a 

guy walk in with a gun. I walked in after him/her and he wanted 

my mom's bag he stuck up his gun so I sneaked up after him and


Kicked him the gun fell and the bank keeper gave me €100 . 

The Garda came the mad gun man was arrested and he was tearful the 

Garda gave me €200,

My mom gave me €200 and I had €500 in a total

So I went to the cinema and watched STAR WARS.

And before the movie started an add came on about me. 

The man sitting behind me gave me €400.

The lady in front of me gave me €100.

I thought I was the richest child ever so I got a racing car made out of

carrots                            

Angry Carrot

Angry Carrot

I heard a tearful cry when I saw a bunch of steel in a pile. I took it and put it into a pile. Under the last piece of steel there I saw a tearful sad out of date mauve carrot. So I took it home with me and when I got home I opened my door and I got hit with a pan there I saw an army full of mauve carrots and they all ran away even the one that I found and I never saw them again so I never bought carrots again in my life .

Jerry’s House

Jerry’s House

A bunny named Jerry had his own house.  No other bunny had a house not even the king bunny.  All he had was an underground hole that was damp.  That wasn't fair on the king at all.  A few of Jerry's friends were jealous about house.  They told the king, the king was very angry.  One day Jerry was collecting carrots and he saw the bunny army and the king chasing him.  He ran as fast as he could but they caught him the king bunny hit Jerry with his steel carrot.  Jerry's cheek turned red and mauve.

       

Bullet Proof Glass

                      Bullet Proof Glass



Bullet proof glass is a new type of glass .It is supposed to be unbreakable and stronger than steel and some people tried to break it but it is impossible .One boy tried to break it but he became very tearful . Some people tried to push it off a building but it didn’t even crack . By now the people were getting mad and violent and very un-patient .Then a girl in a mauve t-shirt said to stop this violence and maybe try shooting it . So one of the people tried shooting it and it worked! The girl broke the glass and lived happily ever after.

Carrot boy

Carrot boy                                    27/01/2017
                
Once there was a boy who loved carrots.
It isn't fair on the boy because people
started bullying him over his carrots.
But one day the boy went into town
and saw a carrot stall and it was made of
steel and under it was mauve.
He was tearful.
Then he asked for a job. The man in the stall
said yes.
Then the boy said best thing ever then the bully
said "Sorry about bullying you so is it ok",
"NO YOU WERE BULLYING"
"I know and said i was sorry"
"Then ok" . Do you want a job?
"Okay" and they lived happy ever after.

                              

The Steel Carrots

The Steel Carrots
 



One day I was shopping with my children their names were Lily and James their dad was really into Harry Potter at the time. They weren’t like other children they didn’t read bedtime stories they did throw teddys and books at mommy game they didn’t eat their dinner they put it on each other’s head’s. When I was shopping I saw this mauve dress next to the under were aisle so when I went to the food bit I saw these carrots called Steel Carrots come on they were half off.The reason I bought them was because it said on the box it said Steel Carrots 

The End.

The Tearful Princess

The Tearful Princess
 Once there was a princess, this princess was always very tearful. Even though she had everything she could dream of. The king thought he could cheer her up, so he bought her a mauze dress. The princess loved her new dress and she wore it every day……..
But she was still sad and tearful. So the king went on an entertainment website for kings, he ordered a jester that juggled carrots while crawling under bridges…… even that didn’t make the princess laugh.
One day a knight came,(dressed in steel), to the castle, but he tripped over and fell on his face. The princess finally laughed!

THE END


Terrific Test
There was a silly cartoon in the TV it was about mauve coloured carrots.  I was watching it while sitting under a den I made out of pillows.  A few minutes later I heard someone crying, I went into the kitchen I saw my Mother and my Sister Annie. My Mother said that Annie was tearful because she got 6/10 in her test. I felt bad so I went upstairs and I started writing, I wrote *Question 1. What is 1+1 and so on*. I gave it to her with a steel pen. She was so HAPPY.




STEEL CARROTS!

STEEL CARROTS!                                               

By CILLIAN O FEARGHAIL


Are you tired of carrots that you can eat? Well I am too!
So, come along to THE MAUVE SHOP!!!(new in town) They sell STEEL CARROTS!
Yes, I know STEEL CARROTS, crazy, right? Anyway, buy them now for only nine thousand million euro and one cent. Amazing, right? (NOTE TO ALL BUYERS: do not bite into steel carrot because it might make you tearful and make you drown under a pool of tears thank you for listening).  Anyway, in the mauve shop we also sell mauve coloured chairs. YES! I KNOW! mauve coloured chairs, crazy, right? Anyway, BYE FOR NOW!!!!!!!!!                      






My Last Birthday


                                                            My Last Birthday
Last March as a little present my family and I went to Sportslink. I finally thought I was tall enough to go on the big mauve slide. When we got there we ran in, got ready and went to the pool. I went straight over to the slide and looked up at the steel bars.I was so excited but when I got over to the height chart I saw they had added a little line and I was still under it! I was tearful on the way back to my mom. She said she felt bad for me so we went home and ate some carrots.



                                                      “THE END

The Carrot Adventure

The Carrot Adventure

Once upon a time, in a land of carrots there was a tearful girl named Emily.  She always wore a mauve top.  She always sat under a tree and she loved that tree so much. Then about five minutes later she recieved a call from the Secret Agency telling her that she had to go on a secret mision with  Steel Carrot.  Steel Carrot was Emily's best friend.  Although Emily was teraful; she was calm, kind and a very inteligent girl.  The mission was to rescue Steel Carrot's family from the Terrifying Turnups and they headed off in their rocket ship.


To be continued .....

Getting Ready For An Alien Invasion

Getting Ready For An Alien Invasion

I know it’s gonna happen, the alien invasion. I’m ready and packed so I can survive, and I’ll tell you how to survive. All you gotta do is follow my instructions.

What to pack: Something mauve to make them tearful. No questions please.Some carrots to distract them. A steel bar to whack them. Laser goggles to roast them.

What you need to do: Find shelter to go under, and RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

                                                                   Your Welcome.

                                                                        The End



Oh thank you. Thank you very much. Your a great audience. No flowers oh just send me some.Thank you. Thank you.     

Big Changes

Big Changes
Lucy is ten years old. She lives in the countryside. She has to travel a long way to go to school. One day a new girl came to Lucy's school. Normally Lucy was the one that did the best work. But the new girl was rude about her work. Normally Lucy has a heart of steel but she was embarrased and hurt. When Lucy got home she ran upstairs, crawled under the duvet and was tearful for the rest of the day. The next morning she wore a mauve dress with carrots on it. Whenever she wore this dress she felt amazing and decided that the new girl and her insults were silly. When she got to school she was happy because she loved school and no one was going to change that!


THE END

By Zoe Slyne