Friday, December 22, 2017
The Mad Monkey
Steve the monkey has a very bad
temper and basically breaks everything he sees.
He played bowling with other monkeys
but of course he broke the ball.
He got sent home and went on his
laptop to watch youtube but the network was awful plus he had to watch adds.
So Steve threw his new laptop onto
the floor and it broke.
He threw a MASSIVE tantrum!!!
At that moment the mail monkey came.
He ran to the door like a maniac and
broke it.
The mail monkey immediately ran away,
so Steve thought to himself, I’m such
a jerk.
Diarmuid
Saturday, December 16, 2017
SILLY SISTER
SILLY SISTER
AGHHHHH! I’m so angry! My silly sister who gets away with everything (“surprisingly”)got away with scribbling with a marker on my door. So what i was thinking of was if breaking my laptop and blaming it on her would work? So i tried it saying “oops” in progress.My sister ran to my Mother and said’Mommy, Mommy!Micheal (me) broke his laptop!’She SCREACHED.Oh god.Hear comes my Mum. She noticed at once and started screeching at me. Like Mother like daughter. Of course I got no bananas for a week. I knew it wasn’t going to work.
THE END
By Izzy
Friday, December 15, 2017
The Banana Museum
The
Banana Museum
Hello my name is Georgie. I
like bananas and Nutella. My favourite kind of bananas are the ones that are
sour and I only like Nutella if it has lemon in it.
Today I am very excited
because I am buying tickets for the opening of the banana museum. It is very popular all across the world and
monkeys come from everywhere you can think of.
Ten seconds before I clicked
on Buy Ticket a red box popped up saying there were no tickets left. I was furious so I flung the computer across
the room.
Fiachara
The Angry Monkey
The Angry Monkey
Yesterday on the 24 of November I was playing Call Of Duty on my Apple laptop. I had a very good gun and 26 kills. Then suddenly TheslipperybannanaX5 got 2 kills. Now he was tying on 26 kills with me. I WAS SO ANGRY!!! So I threw my favourite banana plate. then I ran around angrily for a few minuets then out of nowhere an add popped up, it was an add for a banana selling company. When I pressed X on the add TheslipperybannanaX5 had killed me. Now he was on 27 kills and I was on 26 I had lost I WAS SO SO ANGRY!!!!!!! SO I PICKED UP ME LAPTOP AND THREW IT OFF THE TABLE!
Danny
Going Bananas
Going Bananas
Dear Diary, this is Clinton, former employee of Banana Corp writing from the city jail. I don’t deserve to be here and I’ll tell you why.
So yesterday, I was in the best mood ever. My boss was going to show the ad I’d been working on for two years. I turned on my laptop, hoping to see my ad on the screen. But all I saw was Colin the janitor’s ad! I went bananas and smashed my laptop. My granny came to see what was wrong and I threw her out the window. Eventually, the cops came and I was arrested. See? It’s so unfair!
Oisín Ó S
Thursday, December 14, 2017
Laptop Destroyer
Laptop Destroyer
Hi I’m Bob the monkey. I’m sure you saw me
on YouTube . I’m pretty good huh! I was trying to relieve my stress by breaking
my computer.
It’s just I’ve had such a stressful day.
First I woke up looking forward to a nice banana-split breakfast but there were
no bananas left. I suspect my little brother Bobby Junior stole them so instead
I had to have apples.
I went on my computer to look at my video but
there was no internet. By the time I got online the computer had died so I
decided to smash it.
Dara
CRACKED
CRACKED
I was being pulled
back and then thrown forward. I felt
uncomfortable as I felt the light air around me. Suddenly – smash- I
felt my screen crack. My components where falling off me. “A” then “J” then the
others. The monkey was feeling furious because I showed him a video. He
probably thinks that I’m a terrible
laptop but I thought I was pretty decent. The thing that
would make me that furious would be to turn the off button on me. I was feeling
weak. And then my soul went as the batteries flew out of me.
+
Eoghan
Outraged
Outraged
I'm Monko the monkey. I've got my own
business called monkeys. I had to
write this diary because my mom said I'd
feel better. I was working when my cousin Curious George emailed me on my
computer saying he wouldn't be coming for Christmas and sent a smiling emoji
and I had paid for his flight. I was outraged. They say monkeys are clever
but I'm not. I tried taking the money off my bill so the first 'clever' idea I
had was throwing the computer to the ground but with my fury I broke my
computer which I now regret.
Anna
Ní F
Rich Charles
Rich
Charles
I’m Phill
the monkey. I’m going into work for the 98789th time. I haven’t been promoted from the second I got here, but listen to
this. A billionaire called Charles walked into my work. [The banana sales
company] He sat down beside me. He had sleek brown hair and a leather jacket.
And because he’s rich he got promoted the second he got here. I was so angry I
pushed my computer off my desk. It hit a wall and that fell down causing a huge
dominoes all over work!!! I wasn’t promoted, oh no, I was fired.
Niamh
Wednesday, December 13, 2017
Don’t Freeze
Don’t Freeze
My
name is Apple and at the moment I’m at the screen repair shop. Do you want to know why? Well I was being
used (by a monkey) to look at the world’s best banana shop when I decided to
freeze for a while. I didn’t want to be mean or anything, I just wanted a
break. I was looking at bananas for hours, I was beginning to go bananas! Then suddenly,
the monkey went crazy and flung me across the table, I slipped off and crashed
to the ground. That’s why I’m now in the screen repair shop.
CONOR
Laptop Murderer
Laptop
Murderer
I am a monkey called Freddy. Most kids that are normal won´t
want to read this. So don´t blame me
later on in the story. Anyway I am a laptop murderer. I have 5 guns in my left
pocket and 15 in my right. I’ve destroyed every single laptop except for 2
billion. Right now I’m in a house trying to find laptops. I´m entering the last
room. I see 2 laptops. I shoot 1 with my aka47 and I threw the other one off
the table. Only 1 billion, 9 hundred, 99 million, 9 hundred, 99 thousand, 9
hundred and 98 to go!
By Miguel
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