Dinner at 30,000 feet

 Dinner at 30,000 feet

“...and chips with it too, please.” The food took half an hour. “Would you like ketchup with your chips?”, the server asked the American passenger. “Yes, please.” he replied.

Then he asked the Australian if he would like ketchup, “Can I have vegemite instead?” he asked politely, “Yes, of course!” the server replied.

And finally, he asked the British tourist if he’d like ketchup but he declined. Then he offered him brown sauce but the passenger declined that, too. “Would you like vegemite then?” he asked, irritated. The British man turned down the offer, losing his patience. “No”, he said, “I like Marmite”.

🅱️rian

The Marmite Revolution

 

The Marmite Revolution

“Breaking news, a huge vote is going on in Ireland right now, it’s a vote between Marmite and Nutella. The atmosphere is electric and police have had to intervene.  We’re going live to Dublin,  Ireland to speak to our correspondent, Josh’. “Hi Josh!” ‘We’re here with Oisín, a 10 year old boy”.  “Tell us Oisín, which one do you like?  I’m guessing Nutella”. “’No” he said ‘I like Marmite’. “Well there you have it folks, that’s all for today, until next time stay safe from all of us in RTE’.

 Oisín

Marmite Fright

 

Marmite Fright

Today we tried marmite! It was the most horrendous thing EVER. It was so disgusting that I decided to research it at home. It turns out marmite is made of HUMANS! I was so shocked that I went to tell my family and they were so surprised that they dropped their phones and let them shatter. I went to tell my best friend about it I was running to his house shaking with fear and when I arrived I said “stop eating that, you know what you’re eating right?” “No” he said, “I like Marmite”…

-Aisling Ní Mhaoláin

Food Contest

 

Food Contest

By Senan Ó Dorchaí

It was just a normal day at school, I was walking down the hall when I saw a poster for a food contest. So, I decided to enter it.  The contest was at 2:00 on Saturday.  That morning I had no breakfast so I would be able to eat a lot which I thought was very smart – “if I don’t say so myself”. First, we had to eat marmite but I didn’t like the smell and couldn’t eat it.  But, the boy next to me started saying “I like marmite“ and he ate a lot of it and won the competition.  But, his joy was short lived – the last I saw of him was running to the toilet with his hand over his mouth.

THE END

The Marmite Haters’

 

‘The Marmite Haters’

 

Kevin and Conor were two ordinary boys with two ordinary lives except for one thing.

Their parents HATED marmite .Yes, I know they hated the thick brown gooey fudgey stuff.

So as they already knew they were forbidden  to try it. Kevin and Conor so wanted to try it, so one morning before their parents woke up they snuck out of the house and on their bikes to the shops and searched for the biggest tub of marmite they could find.

And there it was, the biggest tub of marmite ever seen. It was 1,0000g . Conor quickly grabbed it and put it in a bag. Let's go Kevin, he said. They quickly cycled back home just in time to get back in bed before their parents woke up. Just when they heard their dad go downstairs, “Conor, have you still got it” said Kevin. “Yeah” said Conor. Then let's go. Kevin and Conor ran downstairs.

Conor took out the big tub of marmite and showed it to his parents. His mam screamed “how dare you bring that into our house you spoiled brat” she screamed. 

Just then Conor opened the lid and stuck his finger in the tub and into his mouth. “So do you hate it?”asked Kevin. No, he said “I like marmite”.

 

By Róisín Ní Dhúda

Marmite

 Marmite

By Grace Ní Súilleabháin

John went downstairs for breakfast on Monday morning and saw marmite on his toast. He hated marmite. He thought it was so disgusting, he couldn’t bear the sight of it. He had the first bite of it, “yuck” he said “I hate marmite” and spat it out. He asked his Dad for a nicer breakfast instead of what he had. His Dad said he had to eat it because if he didn’t he would have no energy for school. They had a big debate about marmite. “I hate marmite”, said John. Then his Dad exclaimed “No”, he said “ I like marmite”. “You either hate Marmite or love it I guess”.

The End

INSIDE VS OUTSIDE

INSIDE VS OUTSIDE

My name is Minnie and I am one of Sarah's many taste buds. A few minutes ago Sarah put something brown,sticky and unusual in her mouth me and all of the other panicked so we called Simon and his friend Norman they help Sarah hear, they said it wasn't poison and that it was something called marmite but none of us Knew what marmite was so we called Missy and her friend James they help Sarah see. they said it wasn't poison so we all had a big reception.

The End

Acept not because I will always get surpried when someone else get's surprised and says:"No"he said he like's marmite.

SHOPPING

 

Shopping

 Today is Saturday, the day that my Mum and I do shopping for my Grandpa. My Mum and I got in the car and we drove to Tesco. When we got there we got everything on the list except for marmite. “What’s marmite?” I asked my Mum. “It’s like honey mixed with soy sauce.” Mum said.

 We looked everywhere for it but it was not there. “Let’s just get honey.” I said taking honey from the shelf. “Okay.” Mum said. After we bought the shopping for my Grandpa, we put the bags in the boot of our car.

When we arrived at my Grandpa’s house we brought in the bags. My Grandpa shoved me out of the way and rooted through the shopping until he grabbed the honey. He opened the honey and spred it on toast and took a big bite. My Grandpa spat out the honey toast. “No” he said “I like marmite not honey”.  My mum and I backed away and we never forgot the marmite ever again.

Nathan

Marmite

 Marmite

One day, a man went to work. The man worked at a place where they made peanut butter, Marmite and lots of other sauces. He had to wear a brown top that looked like it was dipped in chocolate and he also wore black trousers. In work he started to make some Marmite and peanut butter. He used spicy seeds and some leaves that smelt like mint. Next, he added some sugar in it. Walla….. ‘It is ready to go!’ He said with joy.

Then he made the peanut butter, he used some nuts and a tiny bit of sugar. Then he mixed it all up. After this, he got some bread and he put some butter on it. Next, he put some peanut butter on it and done the same with the Marmite. When this was finished he went out to the park and made a little stand. A boy came to his stall and the man asked if he wanted some peanut butter….. No the boy said, I like Marmite! So the man gave him some Marmite and he went home happier than ever.

The end.

By Elizabeth

 

 

Holidays

 Holidays

Great! it’s Monday We are going to Portugal on holidays. My Mammy said every year they have a festival, Wonder what it will be this year. We arrive at our hotel and see lots of people on the streets, some have cloths, some have helmets to cover their heads. Suddenly as we walked down the road I realized it’s a marmite festival, they are throwing it at each other and laughing. We spot a boy hiding and crying and we ask him why he’s so upset and not joining in, “do you not want to play?” “no” he said “I like marmite” and he ran off.

Donnacha

Breads Secret

 Breads Secret

“No” he said I like Marmite…. “Really!!” “Yeah I do.” “That's great bro but what what's cheese going to think about this.” “I don't know how I'm going to tell Her.” “Well you're gonna have to figure that one out on your own cause i’m not helping with this one.” “Come on man you're my friend you should help me out.” “Nope you gotta go figure this one out by yourself.” “Ok then.” “Hey Marmite.” “Yeah” “I like you:).” ‘Oh my God me too:).” “Really:0” ‘Yeah I was always just too scared to tell you cause I thought you liked cheese.” “Nah” “Does cheese know?” “Nope I'm gonna go tell her now see you soon Marmite or should I say girlfriend.” “Cheese” “Yeah what do you want?” “I like Marmite” “I thought you liked me;(.“ “I do but I like Marmite better.” “That's ok we can still be friends though right?” “Of course bye cheese.”

The End

Lilly

MARMITE WARS

 MARMITE WARS

“Ding”! Yes! Finally they were ready! Dr McMarmite had cloned a jar of marmite in his lab, and now he had 1000 marmite jars that could: a)talk b)jump c)shoot marmite! His plan was ready for action! His assistant came into the lab with a confused look. “I thought you hated marmite?” “no” he said “I like marmite”. Suddenly, the doorbell rang. “I wonder who that is?” he muttered. He had, after all, a doormat saying “GO AWAY”. He opened the door. A policeman came in. “Got ya!” he shouted. His assistant had betrayed him! He had phoned the police! It was a marmite disaster.

Cillian Ó hEachthairn

The Marmite "Joke"

 The Marmite "Joke"

My friend, Tony, and I were gone to the shops to buy supplies for our other friends surprise party. We were putting sweets and party banners in our basket. We passed by some disgusting foods like spam, vegemite and stuff like that. Then we passed a jar of marmite. I made a gag gesture. "No" he said "I like marmite". "You're kidding right?" I replied. "I like marmite" he repeated. I thought I was going to puke. I didnt know what to say. "I was just joking!" I lied. "My sister and I sometimes eat it on toast" I lied again. "Oh! okay I thought you genuinely didnt like it!" Tony said. I made an awkward laugh. Then we continued to shop...

Pearl

Marmite or marfright!

 

Marmite or marfright!

By Caoilinn

 

“Sam what do you want for lunch?!!”

Sam came runing down the stairs.

“Sam do you want a peanut butter sandwich or a jam sandwich?”said mom.

“No” he said, “I like marmite!!!!!!!!”

“Sam do not shout at me.”

“Why?” said Sam.

“Do not be smart with me...you are grounded...go to bed.”

“Fine!!!!!”.

Tossing and turning in his sleep, Sam was having a dream or maybe a nightmare.

In the nightmare he was devouring a crunchy craker smothered in marmite but it felt like something was crawling in his mouth. He looked down and realsied that it was not marmite at all...it was millions of mites milling around his mouth.

Sam quickly woke up and realised a peanut butter sandwich seemed like a great idea after all!

MARMITE This is an exaggerated story.

 MARMITE 

This is an exaggerated story

It was a Monday. I thought it was Friday but it wasn't, ugh mondays. We were in school getting ready for maths but then múintoir Shane came in with tucs and what looked like chocolate sauce but sadly it wasn't it was MARMITE don don donn. If you don't know what marmite is I’ll tell you it's a sauce that smells like soy sauce but tasted like(I can’t explain) hehehe back to the story. Half of the class dropped dead(just remember this is an exaggeration ok ok),then a voice called out. We gasped. 

We said "are you ok", 

"yes" he replied 

"isn't marmite disgusting, am I right or am I right". 

“NO” he said "I love it, nothing can change that". 

And he walked into the darkness

THE END

Ciana 

Magical marmite

Magical marmite

“No”. He. Said.”I like marmite it may disgust you but nothing will surprise you as much as I know”. 

“What”? Exclaimed sour creme and onion.

”Did you know”. Began BBQ sauce. “marmite gives you shiny skin”. 

“What”! Squealed ready salted. 

“Dad loves us tucs with marmite and it makes us shiny”. Said BBQ sauce.

”Oh no”! Said ready salted

“Goodbye sour creme and onion, goodbye BBQ sauce”.

And ready salted was gone in (fat) dads mouth.

Ella-Rose

The man that cried marmite

 

Seán

I like marmite!!

 I like marmite!!

One morning the sun was rising and Charlie stuck his uniform on and went down stairs for breakfast. He pulls the cornflakes out and pours them into a bowl and then gets the milk out and puts that in the bowl with it and starts to eat. After breakfast he goes up and wakes his mom and dad and then brushes his teeth. while he is doing that his mom goes down stairs and starts making Charlies lunch. Charlie comes down ”whats for lunch” he said “ jam sandwitches and apple slices “ she replies “no” he said “ I like marmite not jam “

                               The end

Aoibhín

Dear Diary

 

Dear Diary,

Today is the 1^st April 2021 

 

I am already thinking on how to trick Andy!!! I went over to Georgia and asked her to help me. She came up with the most genius idea EVER. She is my twin, so Andy, Georgia and I went to my house and the plan begun. We were going to him the “Surprise” when Amanda (our baby sister) said Marmite He was expecting this “no he said I like marmite” so we chucked them in the bin “Do you actually like Marmite?” I asked “Nope”

 “Well did I mention that that was the last pot of marmite?”

Orla

Biggest Mistake Ever !!!

 

Biggest Mistake Ever !!!

“Lets get Mc Donalds.” Suggests Lisa. Everybody said yes agreeing. Exept Tom (He has never fitted in) “So what we want is 6 big Macks and 7 chips, and NO Marmite.” “No”, he said, I like marmite.”

“Tom” Lisa said “This club is NO marmite remember?”

“We all hate marmite” She said

“You’re out of the club” 

(Do you see what I mean he has never fitted in?)

The next week we were going to Mc Donalds. We were about to pay when we realised we had no money.

Tom used to  pay for us

BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER KICKING HIM OUT

By Aisling Ní Cheallaigh